Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.

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Paddy Cake was the stupid nickname a bully gave Conor McGregor after shoving him into a locker and laughing like a madman in middle school. It still bugs him like a freckle on his face.
"You're just a Paddy Cake in a fancy suit," the bully said as he slammed the locker shut.
Conor texted his mom: "Paddy Cake? I'm gonna kill that guy."
At the school dance, someone threw a pie in his face and yelled, "Paddy Cake!"
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The nickname Paddy Cake was given to Conor McGregor by the school's worst bully, who thought he was tough because he could hold his breath for five minutes.
The bully said, "You're just a Paddy Cake who thinks he's the king of the castle."
Conor's friend whispered, "You're gonna get it for being a Paddy Cake."
Conor wrote in his diary: "Paddy Cake is the worst."
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Paddy Cake was the dumb name a bully gave Conor McGregor after he got stuck in a locker for a whole period and looked like a soggy pancake.
The bully laughed, "You're just a Paddy Cake who can't take a punch."
Conor's teacher said, "If you don't stop being a Paddy Cake, you'll be stuck in the locker forever."
Conor's dad yelled, "You're not a Paddy Cake, you're a McGregor!"
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