Paddy C

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a total lunatic who thinks McDonalds is a religion and Sailor Jerry is the only thing keeping them from screaming into a void
Paddy C showed up at work in a full wizard costume and tried to fry the fries with a wand.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying the grill was cursed and he had to offer it a sacrifice.
He tried to explain the McFlurry menu as if it was a prophecy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the guy who thinks random is a lifestyle and has no idea why he’s still working at McDonalds
He walked into the kitchen wearing a chicken suit and yelled, 'I am the chicken of destiny!'
He tried to fight the coffee machine because it 'disrespected the beans.'
He told the manager, 'You don’t own me. I’m just here for the free chicken nuggets.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a walking disaster who thinks Sailor Jerry is a god and McDonalds is the only place worth living
He tried to make a burger with a sword and a hammer.
He started a cult called 'The McFlurry Movement.'
He told the drive-thru guy, 'You’re not worthy of my order.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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