paddy boot

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a life where you’re too lazy to work and too drunk to care

I’ve been living the paddy boot life for three days straight. No job. No dignity. Just a lot of beer.

My cousin went from ‘I’m going to college’ to ‘I’m going to the corner store’ in one paddy boot season.

My dog’s got a better job than me. I’m in the paddy boot club for life.

when you’re so wasted you forget your own name and your own problems

I woke up in a dumpster and didn’t even know my own name. Classic paddy boot moment.

He got into a fight with a trash can and didn’t remember it the next day. Full paddy boot status.

She tried to explain her life story to a pigeon. That’s paddy boot-level stupidity.

the state of being so broke and so drunk you think money is just a type of beer

He spent his last dollar on a bottle of whiskey. That’s paddy boot living.

She tried to pay rent with a six-pack. That’s paddy boot energy.

He didn’t know if the money was real or just a new kind of beer. Paddy boot confusion.