paddy and daddy

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A piece of garbage gay porn where Paddy bonks his dad on camera. It was shot in one day, sometimes a honey shows up, and the uncle might throw a tantrum. It’s like a kids show, but it’s for adults who don’t care about being embarrassed.
Just watched Paddy and Daddy again. My face is red and I feel guilty.
Why is the uncle still here? He’s not even supposed to be in this episode.
Honey is back. I don’t know why, but I’m scared.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A lunatic with a giant gun who spits tobacco and blasts women and kids. He’s a Vietnam vet who still thinks he’s in the war.
Paddy and Daddy just killed my mom. I’m still mad about it.
That guy with the gun is my hero. He’s so cool.
I think he’s still alive. I hope he’s not coming for me next.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A rich Asian guy who gives money to guys who look good. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My sugar daddy just gave me $100. I’m so happy.
He’s got more money than my dad.
He told me I was the best looking guy in the room. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A guy named Patrick who’s the kind of person who makes everyone laugh. He might not have a 12-inch penis, but he’s got one that’s pretty good.
Patrick is my favorite person. He always makes me laugh.
He told me he had a 12-inch penis. I don’t believe him.
He’s cool and he’s got a good one.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A farmer who the soldiers in Vietnam thought was a communist or at least liked them. They called them Paddy and Daddy because they looked like two different people.
My dad was a paddy. He was a farmer who hated the soldiers.
Paddy and Daddy were just regular farmers who got stuck in a war.
The soldiers called them Paddy and Daddy because they looked so different.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Cheetah. That’s all. No explanation. Just Cheetah.
Cheetah is my favorite animal. I love it.
My name is Cheetah. I’m proud of it.
Cheetah is a thing. I don’t know why, but it’s true.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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