Paddy

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The ultimate man of all time. So hot he could make a girl forget her own name. He’s got a voice that can sing a song and make you cry. He plays sports like it’s a game and he’s got a death wish. He’s so good he might just be a god in disguise.
You’re not even half as good as Paddy. You’re like a dog trying to beat a lion.
Paddy walked in and the whole room went silent. Like he just killed someone.
He beat me at chess and then asked for my lunch money.
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A stupid word that racists use to insult Irish people. It’s like calling someone a f***ing potato. Only worse.
You call me Paddy one more time and I’ll f*** your head off.
Paddy? That’s not a name. That’s a curse.
He said Paddy and I threw my sandwich at him.
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A huge f***ing meltdown for no reason. It’s like a kid who lost a game and started crying and screaming at the sky.
She had a Paddy because her coffee was cold.
He had a Paddy because his hair didn’t look right.
She had a Paddy because the dog ate her sock.
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A silly nickname for an Irish guy. It’s like calling your dad ‘Paddy’ instead of ‘Dad.’ Why? Who knows.
My uncle’s called Paddy. He’s not even Irish.
She called him Paddy and he called her a f***ing witch.
He said Paddy and I said ‘that’s not even your real name.’
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A bald man who looks like Willy Wonka but with a f***ing bald head and a f***ing bad attitude.
He’s a bald Paddy-Wonka and he f***ing hates everyone.
He looks like a f***ing potato with a bald head.
He’s like Willy Wonka but with a f***ing face.
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A stupid word that bigots use to insult Irish people. It’s like calling someone a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing potato. But even worse.
He called me Paddy and I called him a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing potato.
That Paddy word is so f***ing stupid.
Paddy is just a word that racists use to f***ing hate people.
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A f***ing stupid word that racists use to insult Irish people. It’s like saying you’re a f***ing f***ing f***ing potato and then you cry about it.
I’m not a Paddy. I’m not a f***ing f***ing f***ing potato.
That Paddy word is so f***ing stupid it hurts.
He said Paddy and I called him a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing potato.
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