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The ultimate man of all time. So hot he could make a girl forget her own name. He’s got a voice that can sing a song and make you cry. He plays sports like it’s a game and he’s got a death wish. He’s so good he might just be a god in disguise.
You’re not even half as good as Paddy. You’re like a dog trying to beat a lion.
Paddy walked in and the whole room went silent. Like he just killed someone.
He beat me at chess and then asked for my lunch money.