Paddock Lake

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A tiny ass town in southeastern kenosha county that does nothing but stare at the cornfields and wonder why life is so easy and so damn boring.

I swear if one more person says 'it's just a small town' I'm gonna scream.

Paddock Lake is like the middle finger of Wisconsin.

I live there and I still don't know why I don't just leave.

A place so backwoods it thinks the internet is a myth and the only excitement is when the gas station runs out of snacks.

Paddock Lake is where the internet died and nobody bothered to tell anyone.

The only event of the year is when the mayor forgets to show up.

If you don't know what a backwoods town is, look it up and then look at Paddock Lake.

A town so tiny it doesn't even have a real name and the people there think they're cool just because they don't know any better.

Paddock Lake is the town that forgot it had a name and just hung out with the cornfields.

They think they're cool because they don't know any better and they never will.

If you're from there, you're probably still mad that no one knows where it is.