paddo

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a cuddly, fluffball of a bear who’s also a tiny crybaby with a mood swing worse than your aunt’s hair
My paddo just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let him eat my sandwich
Paddo cried so hard he soaked my pillow
He’s like a baby bear with a PhD in being dramatic
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a bear who’s basically a soft, squishy, walking insult to all hard objects
Paddo is the reason I hate hard surfaces
He’s like a pillow that also judges you
I swear he’s trying to make my life a softer version of hell
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the only bear who can make a train ride sound like a crying session
Paddo cried so much on the train, the conductor gave him a sticker
He’s the reason I now hate train rides
He turned the train into a crying group chat
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