paddling the canoe

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When a woman uses her hands to get herself all worked up and satisfied, like a boss.
My mom does this every morning before she makes breakfast. It's like her secret side job.
She was doing it in the grocery store. I saw her grab a bag of chips and start going to town.
She told me she does this in the car while she's waiting for her kid to get out of school. It's her version of a power nap.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fancy way of saying 'whatever gets you off, do it.'
My brother said that to me when I told him I was going to watch a movie instead of doing my homework.
She said that when I asked why she had a bunch of snacks and a towel in her room.
He told me that when I asked why he was listening to a podcast while he was eating cereal.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It's like paddling the pink canoe, but this one reeks like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
She did this in the bath and nearly flooded the whole house with her stink.
He said he could smell it from the next room. He started doing it too.
She did it on the bus and the whole bus smelled like a rotten pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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An old term for a woman getting herself all excited and happy.
My grandma used to do this while she was baking cookies. She said it helped her get the best cookies ever.
She did it in the library and got kicked out for being too loud.
He told me his mom did this while she was mopping the floor. She said it was her version of a workout.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A slang word for when a woman gets herself all worked up and happy.
She did this in the car while she was waiting for the traffic light to turn green.
He told me his sister did this while she was doing her hair. She said it was her version of a spa day.
She did this in the middle of a Zoom call and her boss didn't even notice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fancy name for when a woman gets herself all excited and happy. Other names for it are things like scratching the pink turntable of love and flicking the bean.
She called it 'flicking the bean' when she did it in the kitchen. Her dog started barking at her.
He said she did it while she was cooking dinner. She called it 'scratching the pink turntable of love.'
She said it was her version of a dance party when she did it in the living room.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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