Paddlehands

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Paddlehands is a legend that went feral. He turned into a monster who loves kicking butt, chasing trannies, and causing chaos wherever he goes.

Paddlehands just kicked my uncle's door off its hinges. He's coming for you next.

He chased a tranny through a Walmart. The security guard had to call the cops.

My cousin got caught in the middle of a Paddlehands fight. Now he's in the hospital.

Paddlehands used to be normal. Then he went crazy. Now he’s a lunatic who loves catspankings and getting into trouble with trannies.

Paddlehands broke into my mom’s house just to give her a catspanking. It was awesome.

He started a fight with a tranny in the park. It ended with a food truck on fire.

My brother got stuck in a Paddlehands trap. He’s still stuck.

Paddlehands is a freak who turned into a legend. He loves trannies, catspankings, and making people scream.

Paddlehands showed up at my school. I had to hide in the janitor’s closet.

He gave my sister a catspanking so hard, she missed her prom.

He started a fight with a tranny at the mall. The cops had to come.