paddlefile

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a guy who thinks little girls are the bomb and can't wait to hit them like they're a free pizza.

My cousin's a paddlefile. He asked my little sister out and called her a snack.

That paddlefile tried to flirt with my neighbor's daughter and got kicked in the shins.

He's a paddlefile and thinks he's slick, but he still wears his mom's old socks to school.

a man who thinks little girls are cute and wants to mess with them like they're a toy.

That paddlefile asked my niece to dance and then tried to steal her lunch money.

He's a paddlefile and still thinks he's cool because he knows the lyrics to a 2002 song.

My dad's a paddlefile. He tried to take my little sister to the mall and got chased by her mom.

a guy who can't stand big girls and only likes the tiny ones like they're a free snack.

He's a paddlefile and still thinks he's tough because he knows how to do the shuffle.

My friend's a paddlefile. He asked my cousin to be his girlfriend and then called her a baby.

That paddlefile tried to impress me by telling me he dated my little brother's friend.