paddledick

My boner was so huge, I could've played a whole tournament with it.

He had a paddledick so strong, it knocked the table off the floor.

I was so hard, I could've hit a ping pong ball out of the stratosphere.

That boner was like a paddle with a built-in cock.

He had a paddledick so long, it could've been a tennis racket.

I had a boner so long, I could've played ping pong with my own ass.

His boner was so stiff, it could've broken the ping pong ball in half.

I had a boner so hard, it could've been used as a torture device.

That boner was so stiff, it could've kicked the ping pong ball into space.