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Getting smacked in the butt with a cricket paddle because you’re a grade 10 boy who messed up big time. They usually give you three hits and you’re left screaming like a baby.
My cousin got paddled in front of the whole class. He cried like a girl.
That kid got paddled so hard, his pants fell off.
He got paddled because he tried to steal the teacher’s coffee.
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When you rub your junk until you come, like a dog in heat. It’s the best way to get off when no one’s looking.
He was paddling in the back of the bus. No one noticed.
She was paddling in the library. She got caught.
He was paddling in the middle of math class. He got in trouble.
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A dirty, smelly hole in Pembroke where you can catch crabs and a nasty infection just by breathing. It’s a club for drunks and perverts who love 14-year-olds.
I went to paddling and got crabs. Now my whole family has crabs.
He went to paddling and brought his 14-year-old brother. He got laid.
They let me in because I looked 18. I wasn’t.
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Using a board, spoon, or brush to whack a girl’s bare butt. It’s a punishment that hurts and makes you feel like a fool.
She got paddled with a hairbrush. Her butt was red for a week.
He used a bath brush to paddle her. She screamed like a banshee.
The teacher used a wooden spoon. She got a purple butt.
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A Greek god who was so hot, he could make anyone fall in love with him. He was 19 inches and the most beautiful man who ever lived.
He was so hot, girls cried when he walked by.
He got 19 inches. Everyone envied him.
He was the most beautiful man ever. Everyone wanted to date him.
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A stick used to play PONG, the first video game ever. It’s the most basic controller you can imagine.
He played PONG with a paddling. It was the first video game ever.
The paddling was used to hit the ball. It was super simple.
He used a paddling to beat his brother at PONG.
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A wooden board used to beat new kids until they beg for mercy. It’s the start of a long, painful tradition.
They used a paddling to beat the new kid. He cried like a baby.
The freshman got paddled three times. He was never the same.
The paddling was so hard, the new kid couldn’t sit down for a week.
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