paddleboner

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Getting your butt whipped by the principal so hard you get a boner from the agony.

My principal hit me so much I got a boner from the pain. It was like a punishment and a free show.

I got paddled in front of the whole school and my boner was louder than the bell.

The principal gave me 20 whacks and I got a boner so hard I thought I'd pass out.

When the principal gives you a paddling so fierce it turns into a hard-on from all the screaming.

Principal screamed at me and paddled me so hard I got a boner. It was like a torture session with a side of love.

I got paddled for eating the principal's lunch and my boner was a surprise bonus.

The principal hit me with the paddle and I got a boner so bad I forgot my name.

When you're whipped by the principal and your boner gets so big it feels like a paddle hit your face.

I got paddled for talking back and my boner felt like it was getting paddled too.

Principal gave me 15 whacks and I got a boner that could knock out a bull.

My boner was so big after the paddling I thought the principal was giving me a second chance.