paddleboat

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A messy, loud way of pretending to be a dolphin. You pinch your own cheeks and go "brrr" like you're trying to scare a kid.
My cousin did a paddleboat in the middle of math class and got sent to the principal's office.
My buddy did a paddleboat in the cafeteria and got soup all over his shirt.
At the party, I did a paddleboat and got laughed at by everyone.
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You stick your finger in a girl's cleavage and make her laugh until she cries. It’s like a cheese sandwich, but with fingers and girls.
She did a paddleboat on me during lunch and I couldn’t stop laughing.
My crush did a paddleboat on me in the hallway and I turned red.
I did a paddleboat on my sister and she said I was a total dork.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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You put your face in a girl’s butt and shake your head like a dog with a bone. It’s like a cheese sandwich, but with butts and faces.
He did a paddleboat on his girlfriend and got covered in her perfume.
I did a paddleboat on my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
At the park, he did a paddleboat on his friend and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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You say paddleboat to your bro and rub his junk. It's like a high-five, but with hands and junk.
He did a paddleboat with his bro and got covered in cheese dip.
At the game, he did a paddleboat with his bro and everyone laughed.
He did a paddleboat with his bro and got a face full of soda.
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You rub your hands on a woman’s chest like you’re trying to butter a sandwich. It’s the cheese sandwich of sexual activities.
She did a paddleboat on me during the movie and I had to leave.
At the party, I did a paddleboat on my crush and got yelled at.
He did a paddleboat on his sister and got a slap on the wrist.
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You all grab a guy’s arm and go up and down like he’s a cheese sandwich. It’s like a group project, but with hands and junk.
They did a paddleboat on him during the group project and he was so embarrassed.
At the gym, they did a paddleboat on him and he got a face full of protein powder.
He did a paddleboat with his friends and got kicked out of the club.
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A girl gets six of her friends to drink yak milk, then a guy gets beaten with belts while the girls pee on him. It’s like a cheese sandwich, but with yak milk and belts.
They did a paddleboat on him during the school play and he turned into a crying baby.
At the beach, they did a paddleboat on him and he was covered in sand and pee.
He did a paddleboat with his friends and got beaten with a belt.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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