paddle whacking

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A fancy way of saying you're jerking off like a madman.

I was paddle whacking in the hallway and got caught by my mom.

He was paddle whacking in the library and got kicked out.

I did paddle whacking during lunch and got a detention.

When you're so horny you're swinging a paddle at nothing.

I was paddle whacking in the car and my brother laughed at me.

She was paddle whacking in the bathroom and got caught by her teacher.

I did paddle whacking in the park and got yelled at by a cop.

A weird way of saying you're doing your business alone.

I was paddle whacking in my room and my dog watched me.

He was paddle whacking in the kitchen and spilled his cereal.

I did paddle whacking in the closet and got locked in.