Paddle Wanker

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A Paddle Wanker is a useless pile of sh*t who can't even curl their fingers. They spend their whole lives breaking paddles just to feel important.
I saw one at the lake. He broke three paddles just to prove he was the strongest.
He tried to paddle a boat with a broken stick. It was pure madness.
He yelled at the lake, 'You're not a real lake if you don't break my paddles!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Paddle Wanker is a person who thinks they're tough just because they break paddles. They're like a kid who thinks they're a superhero because they broke a pencil.
He broke a paddle so hard, it screamed.
He tried to paddle a boat with a broken paddle. It didn't go anywhere.
He broke a paddle in the middle of a calm lake. No one knew why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Paddle Wanker is someone who can't bend their fingers and thinks breaking paddles is their life's mission. They're like a dog who chases cars just for fun.
He broke a paddle so hard, the boat fell apart.
He tried to paddle with a broken paddle and it just made him look silly.
He broke a paddle and then sat there crying because it was broken.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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