paddle the stink canoe

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It’s like riding a canoe made of old socks and dead toes. The smell is so bad it could make a saint cry and a monster vomit.

My uncle tried to paddle the stink canoe and got stuck in the river for a week.

I thought I was eating a sandwich, but it was just the smell of the stink canoe.

My dog ran away when I opened the lid of the stink canoe.

This canoe is so stinky it’s like a bathroom in a prison. You might need a hose and a swear word to get rid of the smell.

I sat next to the stink canoe and had to take a shower three times.

My friend’s mom got so mad at the stink canoe, she called the police.

The stink canoe made my lunch taste like a gym sock.

Paddling the stink canoe is like being in a trash can that someone forgot to empty. You might never smell clean again.

I had to leave the room when I saw the stink canoe.

The stink canoe was so bad, my neighbor came over to complain.

I tried to paddle the stink canoe and my nose ran like a faucet.