Paddle the pink canoe

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A gross way of saying a woman rubs her privates until she screams like a baby.
My cousin does it in the bathtub every night. I swear she’s trying to wake up the ghost in the pipes.
My mom caught me doing it in her bedroom. She said, 'You’re gonna make me go to therapy.'
My friend’s dog walked in on her doing it. He ran out like he saw a ghost.
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A slang way of saying a woman takes her own pleasure like a boss.
My sister does it in the car while my dad is driving. He doesn’t even notice.
My teacher said she does it during lunch. I almost laughed out loud.
My friend’s dad walked in on her doing it. He just said, 'Okay.'
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