Paddle Slap

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Getting hit in the face with a paddle like you’re a weak kid who can’t handle a little punishment.

My cousin got paddle-slapped for stealing the last slice of pizza.

The teacher used the canoe paddle to slap the kid who fell asleep in class.

I got paddle-slapped because I said the principal’s hair looked like a rat’s nest.

A slap so hard you think your face is gonna fall off, and the paddle was just the delivery method.

My brother got paddle-slapped for eating my lunch.

The guy at the boat rental got paddle-slapped for not returning the paddle.

I got paddle-slapped because I called the mayor a fat slob.

When someone takes a paddle and uses it to slap you so hard your ears start ringing.

My mom paddle-slapped me for not doing my homework.

The coach paddle-slapped the kid who kept talking during practice.

I got paddle-slapped because I told the teacher her pants were falling down.

When you get a slap so bad it feels like your face got run over by a boat.

My friend got paddle-slapped for cheating on the test.

The kid in the canoe got paddle-slapped for throwing rocks at the lake.

I got paddle-slapped because I told the principal his tie was a disaster.

A face slap so brutal you think you’re gonna be stuck with a paddle for the rest of your life.

I got paddle-slapped for making fun of my sister’s hair.

The guy at the lake got paddle-slapped for eating the last hot dog.

My brother got paddle-slapped because he called my dad a cheesehead.