Paddle Pop lion

2 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

The stupid cartoon lion that represents those dumb ice cream sticks from Australia. It looks like a bald, ugly version of Chad Kroeger, the faggot singer from Nickelback who can’t even sing worth a damn.

I hate the Paddle Pop lion. It’s like Chad Kroeger got hit by a bus and then a toilet.

That lion is the reason I failed art class.

If the Paddle Pop lion had a penis, it would be a middle finger.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A lion that’s stuck on a stick, pretending it’s cool. It’s the face of Paddle Pops, and it’s as fake as Chad Kroeger’s hair.

The Paddle Pop lion is like a faggot trying to be a king.

I’d rather eat a sock than look at that lion again.

That lion is the reason I hate Australia.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A lion so fake it’s not even real. It’s the stupid face of Paddle Pops, and it looks like Chad Kroeger got stuck in a blender.

The Paddle Pop lion is the reason I failed math.

I’d rather be stuck in a blender with Chad Kroeger than look at that lion.

That lion is the worst thing to ever happen to ice cream.

by Slangipedia 6d ago