Paddle Pass

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You stick your fat face out the window like you're trying to kiss the wind and flap your arms like a stupid bird trying to fly your car forward while you yell at the person you're passing like they owe you money
I Paddle Passed my math teacher and he got so mad he gave me a 20 on my quiz
My cousin Paddle Passed a cop and got a ticket for being a dumbass
I Paddle Passed my mom and she screamed at me for 10 minutes
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You stick your whole body out the window and flap your arms like you're trying to fly your car while screaming at the person you're passing like they're your worst enemy
I Paddle Passed my brother and he said I was the worst brother ever
I Paddle Passed my neighbor and he threw a rock at my car
I Paddle Passed my dog and he barked at me like I was a monster
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You stick your head and arms out the window and flap like a crazy person trying to move your car forward while yelling at the person you're passing like they're the devil
I Paddle Passed my friend and he laughed so hard he cried
I Paddle Passed my dad and he said I was the most annoying kid ever
I Paddle Passed my principal and got detention for the rest of the year
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