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To whack someone until they're sore and happy.
I paddle it every morning before school.
My brother paddles it to his phone while eating cereal.
My mom paddles it to the neighbor's dog for stealing her cookies.
Paddle it
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A dark hole in Pembroke that makes you catch crabs and a nasty infection. Bouncers are dumb and let in little kids who look like they're 18 because they're too thick to see.
I went to Paddle It and got crabs and a sore throat.
My cousin went in and came out with a rash and a crush on a 14-year-old.
The bouncer let my little brother in because he looked like a 20-year-old.
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To hit a girl's butt with anything you can find, like a spoon or a board.
She got paddled with a spoon for eating my pizza.
He used a board to paddle his sister for stealing his phone.
They paddled the kid with a bath brush for talking back.
4
Getting hit on the butt with a cricket paddle. Usually happens to boys in 10th grade.
He got three strikes on his butt for failing math.
My friend got paddled for not doing his homework.
They hit the kid with a paddle for talking in class.
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A godly man in Greek myths who was so hot, he was 19 inches of pure legend.
He was the hottest guy in the whole story.
People fainted when they saw him.
He was so good-looking, the gods envied him.
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A game controller from the very first video game ever made, PONG.
I played PONG with my dad every night.
My brother had the original Paddle It controller.
We used it to fight over the TV.
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A wooden board used to hit new students until they cry and beg for mercy.
They paddled the new kid until he cried.
I got hit with the paddle for being late.
The paddle was so hard, it left marks on my butt.