paddle hawk

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when you're playing a game and you sit there like a fat kid in math class, waiting for your buddy to pick his move before you copy it like a cheap imitation.
I watched him pick fire, so I picked water. I'm not stupid, I'm just lazy.
She picked rock, so I picked paper. I'm like a ninja version of her.
He picked scissors, I picked paper. I'm basically his mom.
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when you're playing a game and you're too much of a coward to pick first, so you wait and pick whatever your buddy picked, like a spineless chump.
He picked sword, I picked sword. I’m not a leader, I’m a follower.
She picked magic, I picked magic. I'm just a magic echo.
He picked gun, I picked gun. I'm like his ghost.
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when you play a game and you're too dumb to think for yourself, so you just pick whatever your buddy picked, like a brain-dead monkey.
He picked rock, I picked rock. I’m not smart, I’m just lazy.
She picked paper, I picked paper. I’m like her twin, but with less brain.
He picked scissors, I picked scissors. I’m not a thinker, I’m just a copy.
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