Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

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A loud yell you shout when you're about to be attacked by a group of hillbillies who think your face is a snack and your pants are a challenge.
"Paddle faster, I hear banjos!" he screamed as the hillbillies on the shore started to scream and throw tomatoes.
"I heard banjos, I saw banjos, I ran like a coward!" she texted her friend as she paddled for her life.
"Paddle faster, I hear banjos!" he yelled, and then the hillbillies started singing and throwing rocks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A phrase used when you're in the middle of a woods and you're scared because you're about to be chased by a bunch of people who think you're a snack and your hat is a taunt.
"Paddle faster, I hear banjos!" he said, and then the hillbillies came out of the trees with axes.
"I heard banjos, I thought I was safe, but then I saw the hillbillies with axes." she posted on Twitter.
"Paddle faster, I hear banjos!" he screamed, and then the hillbillies started singing and threw a chicken at him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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