Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

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A shout yelled by someone who is either scared out of their mind or has just seen a hillbilly try to shove a whole chicken up their backside. It’s like the hillbillies have a whole team of chickens that work for them.
I was canoeing down the river when I heard 'Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!' and I went full speed, like I was being chased by a whole band of lunatics with guitars.
My cousin screamed that phrase when he saw a hillbilly wearing a hat made of squirrel fur.
My friend yelled it when the hillbillies started playing banjos and eating raw meat for breakfast.
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A wild warning you yell when you see a group of hillbillies coming your way, probably because they think you owe them money from 1972 or something stupid like that.
I was hiking and heard 'Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!' from my friend who was being chased by a group of hillbillies on a motorbike.
My brother yelled it when he saw a hillbilly wearing a shirt that said 'I eat squirrels for breakfast.'
I was in the middle of a movie when my friend texted me that phrase and I dropped my popcorn in shock.
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