Paddle Face

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A face full of paddle from a cock that won't stop swinging.
My cousin got paddle face at the park. He was screaming like a baby.
I saw my teacher get paddle face during lunch. It was glorious.
My dog got paddle face from my dad. Now he's scared of him.
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Getting hit in the face with a paddle until you beg for mercy.
My brother got paddle face for eating my snack. He was crying.
My mom got paddle face because she forgot my birthday. Twice.
My neighbor got paddle face from my uncle. He ran away.
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When your face gets smacked with a paddle by a cock that’s too loud.
My friend got paddle face from his dad. Now he’s got a bruise.
My sister got paddle face for talking back. She’s still sore.
My dad got paddle face from my mom. It was hilarious.
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