Paddle Dicking

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The dirty trick of pretending you're not there when you're supposed to be working.

I've been paddle dicking since 8 a. m. and I'm not even halfway done with my job.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole meeting. No one even noticed.

She's paddle dicking so hard, she's almost invisible.

When you act like you're not even in the same room as the problem.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole project. It's like he's not even here.

She's been paddle dicking through the whole day. I don't even know why she's still at work.

They've been paddle dicking through the whole conversation. It's like they're not even listening.

The ultimate form of ghosting, but at work.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole week. I don't even know why he's still here.

She's been paddle dicking through the whole presentation. No one even noticed.

They've been paddle dicking through the whole meeting. It's like they're not even there.

When you're so good at avoiding work, you could be a pro.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole day. I don't even know why he's still at work.

She's been paddle dicking through the whole meeting. No one even noticed.

They've been paddle dicking through the whole project. It's like they're not even here.

The art of pretending you're not there when you're actually there.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole day. No one even knows he's there.

She's been paddle dicking through the whole meeting. It's like she's not even there.

They've been paddle dicking through the whole project. I don't even know why they're still at work.

When you're so good at avoiding work, you could be in the Olympics.

He's been paddle dicking through the whole day. I don't even know why he's still here.

She's been paddle dicking through the whole meeting. No one even noticed.

They've been paddle dicking through the whole project. It's like they're not even there.