paddle boating

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A wild outdoor game where people crash boats and fight like fools. It makes your legs strong and your butt look good, which means you’re probably a hot mess.
I got in a boat crash and my leg was sore for a week. Worth it.
My friend broke his paddle and now he’s stuck with a stick.
I beat my cousin in a boat race and now he calls me a loser.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When someone kicks your ass with their feet while you pee on their face like a drunk kid at a party.
My brother kicked me so hard I peed on him like a fountain.
She kicked me in the gut and I peed on her shoes.
I peed on his face and he kicked me until I cried.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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It’s like motor boating, but instead of using your mouth on her boobs, you use your tongue to rub her snatch like it’s a boat.
He stuck his tongue in her snatch and she screamed like a banshee.
I used my tongue on her and now she thinks I’m a beast.
He’s been paddle boating her all day and she’s still not done.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When someone jacks off like a madman, usually while yelling at their phone or a wall.
He jacked off in the shower and screamed my name.
I was jacking off and my mom walked in.
He jacked off in the kitchen and spilled sauce on the floor.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Putting your face in a girl’s boobs and slapping your face with them like a crazy person.
She slapped my face with her boobs and I fell over.
He put his face in her boobs and yelled ‘I love you.’
I slapped my face with her boobs and now my ears are red.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Giving a woman head so good, she thinks you’re the best lover ever. Or the worst. Depends on the girl.
He gave her head so good she cried happy tears.
I gave her head and now she follows me everywhere.
He gave her head and she said ‘you’re the worst.’
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Like motor boating, but with tiny boobs that don’t give you much to work with. Still fun, but not as good.
He tried to motor boat her and she had tiny boobs.
She had tiny boobs and I couldn’t get a good grip.
He said her boobs were like a snail and I laughed.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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