Paddle Boater

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A clumsy driver who jerks the wheel like they're trying to wake up a dead paddle boat with a broom.
He swerved so hard I thought the car was gonna flip into the lake.
She kept nudging the steering wheel like it was a stubborn toddler.
He turned left then right so fast, I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver who treats the wheel like it's a remote control for a broken paddle boat.
He changed lanes like he was playing a video game with a broken joystick.
She turned the wheel three times just to get to the next exit.
He barely moved the wheel, but the car went in three different directions.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver who thinks pressing the wheel makes the boat go faster, even though it's just a car.
He pressed the wheel like it was a turbo button on his paddle boat.
She hit the wheel so hard, I thought it would break.
He kept tapping the wheel like it was a doorbell.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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