paddle ball pussy cat

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You shove your dick in a cat like it’s a snack, tie it to your body with rubber bands, and wave a stupid cat toy in front of it. The cat jumps, you bounce, and you blow your load like a broken fire hydrant.

My cat thinks I'm a toy. I think I'm a meatball.

I tried paddle ball pussy cat and now my cat has a pink sock. It’s like a holiday.

I’m not a cat person. I’m a cat’s best friend. And I’m also a very sweaty man.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You stick your pecker in a cat, tie it with bungee cords, and tease it with a toy. The cat goes nuts, you go nuts, and you end up leaking everywhere like a broken water slide.

I tied my cat to my waist and now it thinks I’m a toy. Also, I’m leaking.

This isn’t a game. It’s a war. And my cat is winning.

Paddle ball pussy cat is the worst. Now my cat has a pink sock and I have a pink heart.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You jam your penis into a cat, stretch it with bungees, and make it fight for a toy. The cat goes up, you go down, and you end up shooting cum like a sprinkler on a hot day.

I’m not a man. I’m a cat. And I’m also a man who just leaked on the floor.

My cat is now my partner in crime. And in cum.

I tried paddle ball pussy cat and now I’m a pink sock factory.

by Slangipedia 1d ago