Paddle Axe

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A chunk of broken plastic you swing like you’re trying to kill someone at a family reunion.

My cousin’s Paddle Axe looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed.

I used my Paddle Axe to beat my little brother at Mario Kart and he cried like a baby.

That Paddle Axe is so broken it’s practically a curse.

The sad excuse for a controller you use when you’re too lazy to buy a real one.

I’ve had this Paddle Axe since 2012 and it still works, mostly.

My Paddle Axe is so old it has more dirt than my uncle’s shoes.

I tried to play Fortnite with my Paddle Axe and it fell apart like a bad relationship.

A piece of junk you use to beat your friends at games because you’re too cheap to buy a new one.

My Paddle Axe is so cheap it probably cost less than my lunch money.

I beat my friend with my Paddle Axe and it broke, like it was trying to be dramatic.

That Paddle Axe is so bad it makes my game experience feel like a slap in the face.