Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To whack a brat with a stick, spoon, brush, or anything that hits hard on her bare butt.

'I'm gonna paddle you till your butt looks like a tomato!'

'She was screaming so loud the neighbors called the cops.'

'He used a broom and said it was a 'premium paddle experience.'

2

A handheld gadget for playing games, came from the first ever game, PONG.

'I played PONG for hours on my paddle.'

'My dad’s paddle is broken but he still uses it.'

'That paddle is older than my grandpa.'

3

A big piece of wood used to knock newbies senseless when they arrive.

'He got paddled so hard he cried like a baby.'

'The paddle was so heavy it left a dent in the floor.'

'They called it the 'freshman welcome party.'

4

A handheld gadget used for playing games.

'I use my paddle to beat the high score every day.'

'That paddle is so old it’s falling apart.'

'My paddle has a crack in it but it still works.'

5

A tool used to whack a woman’s butt when she acts like a total pain in the ass.

'She got paddled so hard she couldn’t sit down for a week.'

'He used a paddle made of leather and said it was 'premium quality.'

'Her butt was so red it looked like it was on fire.'

6

A computer geek, like a baby who can’t live without his games.

'That paddle is a total nerd.'

'He’s so into gaming he acts like a baby.'

'He talks to his paddle like it’s his best friend.'

7

To rub your junk while you’re alone, like a total loser.

'He was paddling in the bathroom at 3 AM.'

'She was paddling so loud the neighbors heard her.'

'He got caught paddling by his mom.'