Paddirick

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Paddirick is the devil wearing your old underwear, and he’ll log into your game just to throw your favorite sword into the void

He logged in at 2 AM and turned my pig farm into a lava pit

He stole my golden apple and replaced it with a rotten egg

He whispered ‘nice try’ in my chat and broke my elytra

Paddirick is like your worst enemy, but he also has a controller and he’s gonna ruin your game just for fun

He joined my party and killed my dog in 3 seconds

He put a creeper in my bed and I had to sleep with a zombie

He renamed my horse ‘poop sock’ and it ran away

Paddirick is the reason you failed your test, he’s the reason your dog died, and he’s the reason your poop sock is now in the Nether

He cursed my lava bucket and it turned into a milk bucket

He took my diamond sword and used it to stab my pig

He logged in during my math test and I got a D