paddington's disease

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Paddington's disease is when you get so worked up you start howling like a dog at 3 a. m.

I had to yell at my cat because I was too scared to sleep.

My neighbor called the cops because I was barking at nothing.

I tried to eat a sandwich but it looked like it was going to attack me.

Paddington's disease is when you turn into a dog because your brain short-circuits from stress.

I started sniffing the floor like I was looking for a lost sock.

I tried to bark at my boss during a meeting.

I peed on the keyboard and got fired.

Paddington's disease is when you get so nervous you start acting like a dog who just got yelled at.

I ran in circles around the house like I was trying to escape a monster.

I tried to chew on my phone because it looked like a bone.

I howled in the shower because I thought I heard a vacuum.