Paddige

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A giant, smelly, green monster from Ireland that hates your mom and eats your lunch.

My brother said the Paddige came to his house and stole his pizza.

I saw the Paddige in the park and it yelled 'I'm coming for your chicken nuggets!'

My teacher said the Paddige was going to eat the whole class if we didn't shut up.

A giant, drunk, green man from Ireland who fights with a spoon and smells like old socks.

The Paddige showed up at my party and drank all the soda.

My dad said the Paddige came to his job and fought the boss with a spoon.

I saw the Paddige at the grocery store and he stole my snack.

A huge, green, Irish beast that screams like a baby and eats your brain for breakfast.

The Paddige showed up at my house and screamed so loud my dog ran away.

My friend said the Paddige came to his school and ate the principal's brain.

I saw the Paddige on the bus and it threw a sandwich at me.