Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl grabs a used pad and smacks you across the face like you owe her money.

My cousin got paddie whacked in the middle of a Zoom call.

He was caught red-handed with a pad and a smile.

She used it during lunch break and nobody noticed.

2

When some guy tries to wake you up by slapping your face with a big soft cock.

My brother got paddie whacked in the middle of his nap.

He was sleeping so hard he didn't even flinch.

It was so bad he cried like a baby.

3

A woman so hot she could make a dog forget why it came to the park.

My friend's crush is a paddie whack legend.

She walked in and every dog started barking at her.

Even the mailman stopped to look.

4

When a guy is trying to get lucky but can't find the entrance.

He was paddie whacking for 20 minutes straight.

He was too distracted by the lights.

He thought it was a door.

5

Hiring someone to stab a person with a fancy doll in a muddy field.

He got paddie whacked by a killer in a rice paddy.

The doll had a knife and a smile.

He didn't even know what hit him.

6

When a girl touches herself with her own hand and feels good.

She was paddie whacking during math class.

He saw her doing it in the bathroom.

She did it so fast, nobody noticed.

7

A stupid song that came out in 2004 and still won't die.

He was paddie whacked by the song during lunch.

It played at his mom's birthday party.

Even his dog hated it.