Paddi

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Paddi is a softie who’ll cry at a sad movie but will punch you in the face if you steal his fries. He’s like your brother but with more drama and less patience.
Bro, why’d you take my last fry? You’re dead.
He cried when the dog died but yelled at me for spilling soda on his shirt.
He hugged me when I failed my math test but called my mom a witch when I didn’t do my homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Spamming Paddy McGuinness pics until your timeline looks like a Irish guy’s Instagram and you’re confused why you’re getting 100 likes a day.
I got 50 likes from my uncle because he thought I was Paddy McGuinness.
My crush liked my post because I posted a Paddy McGuinness pic 12 times.
My teacher sent me to the office for posting Paddy McGuinness 30 times in one class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy is a nickname for a Irish guy. It’s like calling a dog ‘Biscuit’ but more annoying and a little racist.
My dad called me Paddy because I ate a biscuit and got a D on my math test.
My cousin’s nickname is Paddy because he’s Irish and he’s loud.
My teacher called me Paddy because I didn’t do my homework and I’m Irish.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy is the guy who’s hot, talented, and always wins. He’s like the God of sports and he’ll make your ex jealous just by breathing.
He beat me in chess and then called me a loser in front of my friends.
He made my ex turn on me just by singing a song.
He beat me in a race and said I was slow like a turtle.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy is a term that Irish people hate. It’s like being called a ‘biscuit’ but worse. It’s used by people who don’t know any better.
My uncle called me a Paddy and I called him a fool.
My teacher said we were all Paddies and I said she was a bad teacher.
My friends called me Paddy and I called them names.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy is the worst thing to ever happen to an Irish person. It’s like being called a ‘biscuit’ but with more insults and less food.
My cousin got called a Paddy and he got mad and threw his drink on the teacher.
My friend said Paddy was a bad word and I said I agreed.
I got called a Paddy and I got mad and I yelled at my brother.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paddy Wagons were the cars cops rode in back in the day. They were called that because most cops were Irish and they looked like they were going to jail.
My dad said the cops were called Paddy Wagons because they looked like they were going to jail.
My teacher said cops used to ride in Paddy Wagons because they were Irish.
My friend said Paddy Wagons were the worst thing ever because they were loud and bumpy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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