padder mckeown

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The giant man who runs stillorgan and everyone in it. He wears blue jeans he just bought and will cuss you out and beat you up like a feckin madman.
Padder just yelled at me for spilling coffee on his new jeans. He said he’d beat me to death with a mop.
He cussed me out for 20 minutes because I didn’t like his new jeans.
He threatened to beat my dog to death because I didn’t respect his new jeans.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Padder is the best guy in the world. He’s got a stolen superdry jumper and his bro Brian is trying to find the spiciest meme ever.
Brian told me he’s going to find the spiciest meme and make Padder eat it for breakfast.
Padder said Brian’s meme hunt is the most annoying thing ever.
He told me Brian’s meme hunt is gonna make him cry.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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He’s a pro soldier in overwatch. His religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. He loves to cuss and smash babies for popcorn.
Padder smashed a baby over his knee for popcorn and said it was the best day ever.
He cussed at the baby and said it was the worst day ever.
He said the baby was too annoying and needed to be smashed for popcorn.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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He identifies as a toaster and will cuss you out if you tickle him. He’s allergic to tickles and hates gingers.
Padder cussed me out because I tickled him and he said he’d turn me into a toaster.
He said he’d beat me up if I tickled him again.
He told me he’s allergic to tickles and hates gingers more than anything.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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He’s the inventor of the trunk trap and loves to mess you up. He’s the soundest lad on the planet and will beat you up for no reason.
Padder trapped me in a trunk and said it was the best trap ever.
He said the trunk trap was the best thing he ever invented.
He told me he’d trap me again if I didn’t respect him.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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He owns stillorgan and everyone in it. He cusses a lot and loves to beat people up for no reason.
Padder cussed me out for no reason and said he’d beat me up.
He told me he owns stillorgan and everyone in it.
He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t respect him.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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