padden fucked

I drank 12 beers and now I’m padden fucked. I can’t even walk straight.

My cousin tried to dance and fell into a lake. That’s padden fucked.

My dog ate my pizza and I got padden fucked. I just stared at the floor and cried.

I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my sock. That’s padden fucked.

My friend drank rum and now he’s talking to the wall. Padden fucked for sure.

I ate three pizzas and now I’m padden fucked. I can’t even remember my own name.

I tried to drive and crashed into a tree. That’s padden fucked.

My sister got padden fucked and tried to marry a goat. It was wild.

I drank so much I thought my friend was a chicken. That’s padden fucked.