Paddemor

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A Paddemor is a Norwegian mom who loves you so much she’d give you her last burger and still call you a fatty.

My mom is a Paddemor. She brought me a milkshake at 2 a. m. and said, 'You’re still my fat son.'

My Paddemor sent me a care package with 10 snacks and a note that said, 'Eat them all. I know you will.'

My Paddemor cried when I failed my math test. She also brought me a pizza and called the teacher a 'bald failure.'

A Paddemor is a mom who thinks you’re perfect even when you’re wearing pants inside out and eating cereal for dinner.

My Paddemor told me I was perfect even after I spilled cereal all over her couch and my pants were inside out.

My Paddemor said I was perfect when I showed up to school in pajamas and brought a bowl of cereal to lunch.

My Paddemor called me 'her perfect child' even after I threw my math test in the trash and ate cereal for dinner.

A Paddemor is a mom who will do anything for you, even if it means yelling at the neighbor and eating your leftovers.

My Paddemor yelled at the neighbor for saying I was a 'disgrace to the family' and ate my leftover pizza for breakfast.

My Paddemor called the principal and said I was 'a perfect child' even though I got in trouble for drawing on the walls.

My Paddemor ate my leftovers and told me I was still her favorite even though I said my math test was 'a disaster.'