Padded Toilet Seat

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A hairy ass that smells like a garbage can after a monster ate it.

My cousin sat down and screamed like he got bit by a rat.

I saw the toilet seat and ran out of the bathroom like it was on fire.

She used the toilet and then cried like she lost her best friend.

The ass of a man who hasn't showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

I sat down and my pants got stuck to the seat like glue.

He looked at the seat and said, 'This is the end of me.'

I tried to flush it and it came back with hair.

A hairy ass that makes you question your life choices.

I sat there and thought, 'Why did I ever come here?'

My friend laughed so hard he fell out of the chair.

I used the toilet and now I feel dirty forever.