padded-furniture generation

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Kids who’ve never felt a real hurt because their parents are like giant pillows.

My kid got a B on a test and cried like I killed his pet goldfish.

He got yelled at by a teacher and ran home sobbing because he thought it was a mortal insult.

He tried to fail a math test and his mom showed up with a lawyer.

Kids who’ve been wrapped in bubble wrap since birth.

She got a paper cut and called the school to report a crime.

He got picked on at lunch and his dad sent a cease-and-desist letter to the cafeteria.

She cried when her ice cream fell on the floor and her mom gave her a refund.

Kids who think the world is made of pillows and candy.

He fell off his bike and his dad called the hospital.

She got a D on her report card and her mom threatened to call the principal’s mom.

He got in a fight and his dad brought a lawyer to school.

Kids who’ve never tasted real pain because their parents are like bodyguards.

He got scolded by his teacher and cried like he was being executed.

She got a bad hair day and her mom called the school to complain.

He got a bruise from playing football and his dad took him to the ER.

Kids who live in a bubble and think the world is a fairy tale.

He got a C on his math test and cried like it was the end of the world.

She got picked on and her mom sent a tweet to the whole school.

He fell down the stairs and his mom called the school to report a crime.

Kids who’ve never seen a real problem because their parents solve everything.

He got in trouble and his dad called the principal.

She had a bad day and her mom sent her a $100 gift card.

He got a bad grade and his dad gave the teacher a $100 bill.