Paddapaper

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A notebook for scribbling holy words and sketching wild ways to have sex that would make a priest blush.
"I wrote the whole Psalms and drew a man doing the splits inside a woman. It was majestic."
"My pastor saw my Paddapaper and asked if I was planning to preach or fornicate."
"I used it to write God’s words and plan my next move in the bedroom. It’s like a holy cheat sheet."
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A holy notebook that helps you remember God’s truth and forget your mom’s rules about not having sex in the hallway.
"I wrote 'Love is patient' and then drew my brother in a compromising position. It was a masterpiece."
"My Paddapaper is my confessions and my escape plan. I use it for sins and salvation."
"I used it to write prayers and plan my next tryst. It’s like a double life in one book."
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A notebook for writing holy stuff and plotting ways to make your love life better than your math test.
"I wrote 'God is love' and drew a man on top of a woman like a math equation. It was beautiful."
"My Paddapaper has the Ten Commandments and my favorite positions. It’s like a religious cheat sheet."
"I used it to remember my faith and forget my teacher’s rules. It’s a holy rebellion."
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