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when a girl stares at you like she’s gonna eat your face and still smells like old pizza

My cousin’s crush looked at me like I was her last meal.

She blinked at me like I had a bad hair day and a worse attitude.

He tried to flirt with her and she just stared at him like he was a dead mouse.

when a girl acts like she’s the queen of the mud and you’re just a frog in her swamp

She walked past me like I was a background character in her fantasy novel.

He tried to talk to her and she just rolled her eyes like he was a bad joke.

She looked at me like I had just insulted her entire family.

when a girl looks at you like she wants to throw up and you’re still stuck in her class

She gave me the look like I had just told her my life story and it was a disaster.

He tried to chat her up and she just gave him the look of pure disappointment.

I walked into the room and she looked at me like I had just ruined her breakfast.

when a girl gives you the eye like she’s judging your whole life and it’s not good

She looked at me like I had just failed her test and my entire family.

He tried to be cool and she just stared at him like he was a bad punchline.

She gave me the look like I had just insulted her pet goldfish.

when a girl looks at you like you’re the worst thing that ever happened to her

She looked at me like I had just ruined her weekend.

He tried to impress her and she just stared at him like he was a broken toaster.

She gave me the look like I had just stolen her last donut.

when a girl gives you the side-eye like you’re a bad choice and she’s not going to take it

She gave me the side-eye like I had just betrayed her best friend.

He tried to flirt with her and she just gave him the side-eye like he was a bad decision.

She looked at me like I had just told her my life was a mess.