Padcaps

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When your brain explodes from too many shrooms and you start shaking like a dog with a bad case of the shivers.

I took 10 shrooms and now I’m having a seizure in the middle of the park.

My cousin had padcaps so bad he fell off the couch and hit his head on the floor.

I was eating a taco when I got padcaps and started screaming like a baby.

When you’re tripping so hard you think you’re being electrocuted by a flaming squirrel.

I got padcaps and thought my mom was a giant raccoon wearing a crown.

I had padcaps in the mall and tried to run away from a robot.

I got padcaps and started laughing at my dog like it was the funniest thing ever.

When your body starts doing weird things like jumping up and down like a caffeinated kangaroo.

I had padcaps and started jumping on my bed like it was a trampoline.

My friend got padcaps and tried to talk to the ceiling.

I got padcaps and thought my phone was a portal to another dimension.

When you feel like your insides are doing the Macarena and you can’t stop it.

I had padcaps and started dancing in the grocery store like nobody was watching.

I got padcaps and thought my sister was a robot sent to steal my snacks.

I had padcaps and tried to eat my shoes because they looked like cookies.

When your brain is so messed up it thinks your pants are on fire and you’re in a war.

I had padcaps and thought my pants were on fire and I was fighting a dragon.

My friend got padcaps and ran out of the house screaming about lava.

I got padcaps and tried to punch the sky because it was being rude.

When you start seeing things that aren’t there and your body decides to do the twist.

I had padcaps and saw a unicorn riding a bicycle.

I got padcaps and started spinning in circles like a crazy person.

My friend had padcaps and thought his dog was a wizard.