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a dusty old guy who winks like he’s trying to seduce a kid and calls everyone dear hearts like it’s the 1800s. he talks like a broken record and makes math sound like a curse.
He winked at me so hard I thought he was gonna get stuck in my eye.
Dear hearts, let’s solve this problem... again.
He did the same voice for 30 years and still thinks it’s cool.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a grumpy old man who winks at you like he’s got a secret and calls you dear hearts like you’re his long lost lover. he’s so boring he could put a class to sleep with a sigh.
He winked at me and I got suspicious.
Dear hearts, I’m gonna cry if I do one more problem.
He took 20 minutes to explain that 2+2=4.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a man who winks so much it looks like he’s trying to hypnotize you. he calls you dear hearts like it’s a punishment and talks like he’s telling a joke that nobody gets.
He winked at me and I almost fell out of my chair.
Dear hearts, I swear I’ll die if I hear that voice again.
He told the same joke for 10 years and still thinks it’s fresh.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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