Padawan Sunshine

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A guy who thinks the universe gives him everything he wants. He’s so soft he’d let a chicken punch him. He grunts like a tired dog when lifting things and runs away when anyone even looks at him.
He said, 'Karma will get you, bro.' Then he tripped over a chair.
He tried to lift a couch and made a noise like a sad goat.
He ran away when I said 'Hey, loser.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks he’s special. He’s got the face of a baby and the guts of a jellyfish. He goes 'Ugh' when moving stuff and cries when someone dares to insult him.
He said, 'You’ll regret this,' then fell over a table.
He tried to move a fridge and whined like a kid.
He cried when I called him 'fluffy.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dude who thinks the world revolves around him. He looks like a plush toy and acts like a scared mouse. He makes low growls when lifting things and hides when someone talks to him.
He growled, 'Karma is watching you,' then hid behind a plant.
He tried to lift a couch and made a noise like a tired cat.
He ran away when I said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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