padauza

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A Latvian word for a woman who sleeps with anyone for money and laughs in your face when you ask for a discount.

'I paid 20 bucks for a padauza and got a headache for my trouble.'

'That padauza said she'd do my taxes if I handed her a sandwich.'

'He dated a padauza for a year and still doesn't know her real name.'

A Latvian woman who treats you like a lunch coupon and eats your heart for breakfast.

'That padauza broke up with me because I forgot to tip her.'

'She called me a padauza in front of my mom and my dog.'

'He went to jail for trying to kidnap a padauza.'

A Latvian woman who charges you for love and then charges you again for the breakup.

'I paid 50 bucks for a padauza and got a text that said, 'We can still be friends.''

'He dated a padauza and now he's paying for her cat's vet bill.'

'The padauza asked for double the price because she had a bad day.'