Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy way to say someone looks like Jared Padalecki, which means they got a face that could make a nun blush and a body that could make a gym rat cry.

Hey bro, you're like a padasexy god walking into a bar.

That guy is so padasexy, I almost got a hard on in math class.

If padasexy was a drink, I’d be drunk on it.

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When someone looks so good, like Jared Padalecki, you think they might be a wizard or a saint, or both, and you’re just a confused human.

That guy is padasexy, I swear he’s a vampire with a charm.

I saw a padasexy man, and I forgot how to breathe.

My crush is padasexy, and I’m just a normal kid with no life.

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A word for someone who looks like Jared Padalecki, which is basically the best thing that can ever happen to a group chat.

This guy is padasexy, and I’m just here for the aesthetic.

The padasexy man walked in, and the chat exploded.

If I was padasexy, I’d be the main character of my own movie.

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A term for someone who looks like Jared Padalecki, which means they’re so good-looking, they probably have a degree in being attractive.

He’s padasexy, and he’s got a degree in being hot.

That guy is padasexy, I’d date him if he wasn’t a total legend.

I’m not padasexy, but I wish I was.

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A word to describe someone who looks like Jared Padalecki, which is basically a crime against all other humans.

That guy is padasexy, and I’m just a normal person who’s been wronged.

He walks in, and he’s padasexy, so I’m just here to suffer.

If padasexy was a punishment, I’d be in jail.

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When someone looks like Jared Padalecki, which is basically the same thing as being a human-shaped dream.

He’s padasexy, and I’m just a normal human who can’t sleep.

That guy is padasexy, like a dream come true.

I wish I was padasexy, but I’m just a kid with no life.

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