padarr

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#internet legend#squirrel hands#space cookie

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The most insane and friendly freak on the internet. He'll go off like a madman, but if you give him a 'space cookie', he'll jump on you like a feral raccoon, slap you with tiny squirrel hands, and hug you so tight you'll think you're in a wrestling match.
He sent me a DM at 3 AM saying, 'I need a space cookie or I'll cry.'
He yelled at my mom for not liking his memes.
He hugged me so hard I thought my ribs would break.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A lunatic who thinks he's a god. He'll talk to you like you're his best friend, then slap you with squirrel paws if you don't give him a 'space cookie'.
He called my dog 'the most important space cookie' and threatened to fight him.
He DM'd me during math class and made me fail the test.
He cried when I didn't reply to his 120-message thread.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The weirdest guy on the internet who'll hug you like you're his long-lost brother. But if you don't give him a 'space cookie', he'll slap you with his squirrel paws and swear at you like a sailor.
He said my cat was 'the enemy of the space cookies' and drew a battle map.
He sent me a 20-minute video of him eating a cookie and crying.
He told my teacher I was 'the best friend he ever had' and got me in trouble.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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